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mudpie cream special

When a Girl shits, smears it onto her pussy, ejaculates onto it then a guy eats it. Works better when the person has to eat it has no knowledge of it's distribution and while the person is blindfolded.
Jenny gave her husband a mudpie cream special without his knowledge and while he was blindfolded. The guy threw up violently
by xanderisatrannywholikescock October 25, 2018
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mudpie choke out

The act of defecating in a bowl or toilet. Then shoving your sexual partners face into the pile and begin having sexual relations with them.
I wanted to try something a bit adventurous, so I talked her into a good old fashion mudpie choke out!
by J.P Johnson January 28, 2011
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mudpie

When a girl shits and you cum on it then you both feast.
Jonathon just filled his stomach with a wet creamy mudpie.
by Pedro from AW July 23, 2017
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Wizzconsin Mudpie

The delightful act of simultaneously peeing, pooping, and blowing your homemade man juice on a hoe that you slightly dislike.
Tyrant: Bro I can’t wait to go home and slap my bag. I’m so stressed out after this week.

Big Easy: Dude I’m stressed too. I might hit up one of my exes and give her a Wizzconsin Mudpie. I’m gonna make sure to eat Taco Bell and a shit ton of asparagus and garlic so my jack juice and poo poo smell like rotten slut.

Tyrant: Dude if you need assistance I can help you out. We can even go to Dunkin after to celebrate.

Big Easy: Pp
by Stoney69 October 10, 2019
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Milwaukee Mudpie

When you’re making sweet sweet love, and right before you’re about to nut, you pull out, cum in your hand and slap it on her booty hole and smear it up to her coochie, leaving a sticky mess of her mud hole.
“Bro we were banging, and I pulled out and accidentally gave her a milwaukee mudpie. I don’t even know why I did it, but it sure seemed like the right thing to do at the time”
by Sukmetwice June 11, 2022
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Mississippi Mudpie

When the girl lays down on her back and the guy squats over her head and poops on her face and tries to trace her eyebrows with his poop
Do you want a Mississippi Mudpie soon? I’m feeling a poop coming on.
by IslandBoi24 August 10, 2020
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Seattle Mudpie

A mud pie found Seattle but it’s just a homeless persons plop of shit on the ground
I was walking in downtown Seattle when I walked down an alley and stepped on a Seattle Mudpie
by Blueberrywaffles69 June 6, 2024
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