mudpie cream special

When a Girl shits, smears it onto her pussy, ejaculates onto it then a guy eats it. Works better when the person has to eat it has no knowledge of it's distribution and while the person is blindfolded.

Jenny gave her husband a mudpie cream special without his knowledge and while he was blindfolded. The guy threw up violently

by xanderisatrannywholikescock October 25, 2018

mudpie choke out

The act of defecating in a bowl or toilet. Then shoving your sexual partners face into the pile and begin having sexual relations with them.

I wanted to try something a bit adventurous, so I talked her into a good old fashion mudpie choke out!

by J.P Johnson January 28, 2011

Mudpie

When a guy fucks a girl, after they recently have taken a shit, the dude fucks the receiver to where their dick is covered in profuse amounts of shit, afterwards the dude fucks the receiving girl in her pussy to where she’s squirts out the cum and shit, afterwards the guy eats her out

Yo, I head you gave your girl a mudpie the other day

by Happyfuntime420 June 7, 2018

Wizzconsin Mudpie

The delightful act of simultaneously peeing, pooping, and blowing your homemade man juice on a hoe that you slightly dislike.

Tyrant: Bro I can’t wait to go home and slap my bag. I’m so stressed out after this week.

Big Easy: Dude I’m stressed too. I might hit up one of my exes and give her a Wizzconsin Mudpie. I’m gonna make sure to eat Taco Bell and a shit ton of asparagus and garlic so my jack juice and poo poo smell like rotten slut.

Tyrant: Dude if you need assistance I can help you out. We can even go to Dunkin after to celebrate.

Big Easy: Pp

by Stoney69 October 10, 2019

chelsea mudpie

the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.

guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!

by jdwag59 January 2, 2023

Cherry mudpie

When a girl takes a dump on your chest then take her vloody tampon out and plops it on your chest

No one expected her to give him a cherry mudpie

by Happytuh October 20, 2017

Toronto Mudpie

A person squats above someone else's chest and proceeds to defecate on their chest, trying their best to stack the shit as high as possible.

"Yo John!"

"What's up Ed?
"Remember that Ukrainian girl from down South? Well she gave me the old Toronto Mudpie last night! Shit was wicked!"
"Oh hell yeah bro"

by BloodboundCentral January 10, 2025