Mystic Messenger

A game that makes your girlfriend ignore you and fantasize about someone your not

Her playing mystic messenger: omg look at his eyes and hair their so perfect

by Weebsaretrash89 April 28, 2019

I missed the part where that's my problem

A comeback when a friend/family member says something that you just honestly don't give a fuck about. It's also not your damn problem

Person: What the hell am I gonna do? My girlfriend left me...mydog ran away...I got fired...
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

by OMG LOLZ!!!!1111+shift!!!! March 20, 2005

messed out

awesome; out of this world

Man that party was messed out!!!

by usher25 February 20, 2011

Thug Misses

1. A female that is thugish yet still lady-like and carries herself with balance and knowledge of the streets and the home area
2. A female thug

I'm a real thug misses.

by Sweet AKA Shonte` February 15, 2005

msn messenger

This is how most teenagers talk, this is used to flirt and talk to other teenagers. Adults are wary of it and all assume we are talking to perverts.

Wanna talk later? - sure we'll talk on msn messenger

by Natalie August 9, 2004

Unwashed Masses

Unsophisticated people of a low socioeconomic status that don't eat lobster rolls for dinner at least twice a week.

Son: I'm hungry.
Mother: Do you want hot dogs or ramen noodles?
Son: Can we have lobster rolls?
Mother: No, lobster is too expensive.
Son: But all my friends...
Mother: I don't give a fuck what your friends eat you ungrateful little bastard.
Son: But mom...
Mother: There will be no lobster rolls in this house. Ever.
Son: You bitch!
Mother: Go to your room.
Son: Sorry mom. Can we get a Subaru?
Mother: This family does not drive a Subaru or eat lobster rolls.
Son: Why?
Mother: Because we are proudly among the unwashed masses. We are trash.
Son: Ok.
Mother: Don't forget you have therapy tomorrow at 3:30.

by affluent geoffrey July 21, 2019

Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.

Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.

by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007