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monotard

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
by Murray G April 11, 2008
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Mormontarily

About 20 minutes. The approximate amount of time it takes for a Mormon to show up late to a sacrament meeting just enough for no one else to see him/her not partake of the sacrament.
Where is Jenny? We're singing her favorite hymn in sacrament meeting today!
She'll be around mormontarily.
by SameAsCache December 8, 2014
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torontarded

...it ably sums up the mentality of so much of the population of Toronto.
Many people living in Toronto Ontario are "torontarded" A few cms of snow is a "major storm", where people forget how to drive in the snow, drive into the back of each other's cars, and complain when the temperature dips below -10.
by Amanda Jan January 4, 2008
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moronturd

1. A stupid piece of excrement person; a contemptible dolt.
2. polite form of dumbshit.
Him: Man, Steve was all stickin' his thumb up his dog's butt again, what a dumb--
Her: Ixnay, my dad is here and he HATES swearing--
Him: --moronturd.
Her: Take my bra off!
Him: Sweet!
by f. chong rutherford March 12, 2004
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Mortard

Rose stop being a mortard!
by Lukey's fairytale February 7, 2015
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Moronotard

Taken from the word Moron with an extra 'o' at the end, followed and conjoined by the suffix of '-tard' from the word Retard.

The act of being a Moron AND a Retard. Created by P-Ro and Chewie in Sierra Vista, Az
Chewie to his wife: "The word was 'HOTEL' you dumb broad!"

P-Ro to Chewie: Bro, you're such a Moronotard
by ChewManFoo January 5, 2011
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moontard

a. A moon faced retard.

or

b. someone who is retarded that comes from the moon.

first coined by sir Alfred Clamb in 1823 on his expedition to Tunisia. He wrote in a letter to his sweetheart that 'Tunisia is Lovely but there is this moontard what keeps following me round. It's fucking me up and i cant get my chill on'
hiya mate, you look like a moontard. do you wanna suck my dad's dick?
by panda dom June 19, 2009
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