Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.
Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.
Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".
by Murray G April 11, 2008
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Where is Jenny? We're singing her favorite hymn in sacrament meeting today!
She'll be around mormontarily.
She'll be around mormontarily.
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Many people living in Toronto Ontario are "torontarded" A few cms of snow is a "major storm", where people forget how to drive in the snow, drive into the back of each other's cars, and complain when the temperature dips below -10.
by Amanda Jan January 4, 2008
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Her: Ixnay, my dad is here and he HATES swearing--
Him: --moronturd.
Her: Take my bra off!
Him: Sweet!
Her: Ixnay, my dad is here and he HATES swearing--
Him: --moronturd.
Her: Take my bra off!
Him: Sweet!
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Get the Mortard mug.Taken from the word Moron with an extra 'o' at the end, followed and conjoined by the suffix of '-tard' from the word Retard.
The act of being a Moron AND a Retard. Created by P-Ro and Chewie in Sierra Vista, Az
The act of being a Moron AND a Retard. Created by P-Ro and Chewie in Sierra Vista, Az
Chewie to his wife: "The word was 'HOTEL' you dumb broad!"
P-Ro to Chewie: Bro, you're such a Moronotard
P-Ro to Chewie: Bro, you're such a Moronotard
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b. someone who is retarded that comes from the moon.
first coined by sir Alfred Clamb in 1823 on his expedition to Tunisia. He wrote in a letter to his sweetheart that 'Tunisia is Lovely but there is this moontard what keeps following me round. It's fucking me up and i cant get my chill on'
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b. someone who is retarded that comes from the moon.
first coined by sir Alfred Clamb in 1823 on his expedition to Tunisia. He wrote in a letter to his sweetheart that 'Tunisia is Lovely but there is this moontard what keeps following me round. It's fucking me up and i cant get my chill on'
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