When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection.
by hdver January 18, 2012
Something you would usually fucking wake up too and can't stop it and you beat the shit out of your meat. Sad nibba hours.
by ETD420_nibba May 20, 2020
Jimmy and Joe are sleeping in the same tent together while camping. Joe notices Jimmy's morning wood and says,"hey, Jimmy you having dreams about titty fucking, or anal?
by tityfuqer69 May 01, 2020
When a male gets a erection in the morning or as soon as he gets up. Meaning getting a boner in the morning.
by GetItOn October 20, 2009
by RamoonAdoo August 08, 2016
Waking up with an erection. It's often associated with the need to use the bathroom upon waking up. Scientific term is nocturnal penile tumescence. There is no real scientific proof as to why men wake up with a erection although there are many theories. And by the way "dr. Pascalle" is a fake and an idiot. No such thing as hypervasodilation.
Means the same thing as Morning Glory
Means the same thing as Morning Glory
by Urban Cock May 12, 2009
"Giovanni how do you get rid of morning wood."-Enrique
"I look at a picture of your mom..."-Giovanni
"Fuck off."- Enrique
"Let me finish then I jack off, cause your moms a MILF."-Giovanni
"You're a ass."-Enrique
"I look at a picture of your mom..."-Giovanni
"Fuck off."- Enrique
"Let me finish then I jack off, cause your moms a MILF."-Giovanni
"You're a ass."-Enrique
by Ej the prp April 17, 2008