Morning Wood

When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection.

Morning Wood!
Im sorry what?
I said good morning Wood!

by hdver February 2, 2012

Morning Wood

Something you would usually fucking wake up too and can't stop it and you beat the shit out of your meat. Sad nibba hours.

Morning wood

by ETD420_nibba May 19, 2020

Morning Wood

morning wood is when a man has a woody or a boner when said man wakes up.

Jimmy and Joe are sleeping in the same tent together while camping. Joe notices Jimmy's morning wood and says,"hey, Jimmy you having dreams about titty fucking, or anal?

by tityfuqer69 May 1, 2020

Morning Wood

When a male gets a erection in the morning or as soon as he gets up. Meaning getting a boner in the morning.

Jose:Why did you not wake up
Pj: Because i got a Morning Wood

by GetItOn October 19, 2009

Morning Wood

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.

Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley

by RamoonAdoo August 8, 2016

Morning Wood

Waking up with an erection. It's often associated with the need to use the bathroom upon waking up. Scientific term is nocturnal penile tumescence. There is no real scientific proof as to why men wake up with a erection although there are many theories. And by the way "dr. Pascalle" is a fake and an idiot. No such thing as hypervasodilation.

Means the same thing as Morning Glory

It sucks trying to take a piss when you got a morning wood.

by Urban Cock May 11, 2009

Morning wood

When a guy wakes up with a woody in his pants.(Really hard to get rid of.)

"Giovanni how do you get rid of morning wood."-Enrique
"I look at a picture of your mom..."-Giovanni
"Fuck off."- Enrique
"Let me finish then I jack off, cause your moms a MILF."-Giovanni
"You're a ass."-Enrique

by Ej the prp July 27, 2008