3 definition by Bacon62812

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When you wake up in the morning and have a boner
Man I got some morning wood
by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

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A hoe, slut, bitch who thinks she is the best and is a lazy piece of shit
That hoe is a Julia
by Bacon62812 June 14, 2017

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When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework
Wow that kid got some random wood there
by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

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