Definitions by volcomeskater555

morning wood 

a thing that i get when i wake up then, after wiping the sand crusties out of my eyes i chop my morning wood if you know what i mean

man my morning wood was so big i choped that wood till i photosynthisied all over my bed

morning wood by volcomeskater555 September 8, 2009

ghetto 

something that everyone wants to be

but when u actually are you wish you wernt

ex: man im so hard core and shit i will bit your little titty ass nigga im from the ghetto south side nigga never be hollering at me nigga my ghetto ass be rapin and shit

ex: i need to get out of this shit whole and be somebody

ghetto by volcomeskater555 September 8, 2009