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(this especially happens in conservative societies of developing countries where girls consider it a taboo to have sex before marriage. Hence laying a beaver trap is the only option for the sexually-starved & commitment-phobic guys. In such coutries, a man accused of laying a beaver trap is booked under the charges of rape)
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Vijay: Ya man, it wasn't an easy task. Finally, I had to lay a beaver trap.
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