moofie

Have you ever been to a chuckie cheese and theres little kids all over the place and the carpets dirty and it smells like rotten feet? or maybe its hot in your bed and you are SWEATING! you are most def moofie .moofie is the feeling you feel when your dirty of entering a digust place.

oh my god the inside of this boomers is so moofie !

its 2 am and i can't fall asleep because its moofie

by campthinks August 20, 2019

Moofie

A homemade pocket pussy made with a Pringles can, sponges, and a disposable glove. Common term in the United States Navy.

Ted:"man, can you show me how to make a moofie? We've been out at sea for a month."
Bob: "what, you want me to hold it for you too?"

by DamnitScubaSteve July 28, 2022

Moofy

The rounded curve of a cat's mouth.

:3

Your cat has a lovely moofy. I'm going to kiss it.

by captainfyer January 6, 2020

moofis

a ugly ape who will murder your family and you next

“Omg! is that a MOOFIS? RUN”

by SylveonVlogger January 1, 2020

moofy._.noop

My love<3 he’s amazing and she deserves everything

Whos moofy._.noop on tiktok?
My love.

by dr3am5.b4th.w4t3r On Tiktok September 8, 2021