Moofie Monster

Mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, PC's and other such things connecting you to the internet. Causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.

You went off line!
Yeah I know, the moofie monster got me

by Manic Imp July 28, 2011

Boof Moof

An imaginary dog with a dick bigger than Hulks

Dude, what the hell, is that a Boof Moof

by Boof Moof April 16, 2019

dark-side-of-the-moontit

dark-side-of-the-moontit refers to an African or African American female breast that has a nonexistent or only slightly visible nipple/areola. Ergo, it is round and dark like the dark side of the moon

damn, I took off this black girl's bra and couldn't find her nipple cause she has dark-side-of-the-moontits

by moontit May 11, 2015

moont

A slang word for a Black person.

that is an ugly moont
that is one dark moont

by kebon mckenz March 19, 2008

Moofe

the act of someone or something being a jerk, or a prick.Usually directed towards men.

1) Man why is he acting like such a moofe?????

2) Quit being a moofe man!!!

by john jacob hyper shmit June 11, 2009

cessation of the moontimes

when the female types stop getting the moontimes, aka MENOPAUZ

my mom really has been sassy recently, probably due to the cessation of the moontimes.

by Bill McGassy October 6, 2008

moontan

an extremely white individual who is only outdoors at night

clyden- where did you get your tan.....the moon
whitey- lm allergic to the sun
clyden- fuck off moontan man

by chiller March 1, 2006