Flying Monkey

The act of a man bending at the knees, putting his fists on the floor, and performing cunnilingus on a standing female partner. While performing this act, the man has free reign to create a more dramatic experience by making angry monkey sounds, wearing wings, and occasionally scratching his head.

This past weekend I finally found a hoe willing enough to let me do the Flying Monkey!

by DramaMoon6 February 11, 2014

flying spider monkey

A crusty old teacher, usually Scottish, who's got bad breath and grades essays hard.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Mr. Feeny is a fucking flying spider monkey.

by The Dude's a Pederast January 8, 2008

Evil flying pink cooter monkey

Taylor's new name. It's out of love I swear.

The girl whom makes me kick myself in the ass every time I talk to her... the girl I ignored due my own ignorance.

Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
lol tard
Ese Loco says:
and back with the name calling...?!?!?!?
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
it's tough love

by dguitarman2001 November 9, 2008

Flying Monkey

a 40 Oz (typically a fine Olde English 800) that is consumed to the neck and red bull is added. Consume fully and enjoy the effects. This monkey's got wiiings.

Why is Cam running around in the snow totally naked?

Oh, it's okay, he just had one too many flying monkeys >0<

by J0wNaGe January 11, 2014

flying monkey

The insertion of a partner's penis into the anal cavity resulting in extreme pleasure.

Mike: So she's sucking me off.
Dan: Yeah.
Mike: And out of nowhere, she flying monkey's me.
Dan: Lucky bastard.
Mike: Yeah.

by <3 February 22, 2003

Trumps flying monkey mach

Machiavelli people who copy Trump's DUMP, to bully innocent unknown people because of their bad faith.

Because they think, that if they spread misery, more people will vote for a cruel bully.

Trump antagonized and he said he doesn't care. Then the Trumps flying monkey mach, did the same thing and said the same thing, to an innocent person.

by Communi February 18, 2021

Flying monkey

What a girl lays on her back and you run and jump and try to make your dick in her

I jumped to high in flying monkey and broke my dick

Josh horn

by Punts March 29, 2022