monkeypenisitis

an illness where a mans penis shrinks after six months it has shrunk to the size of a monkey's and after a few more months it shrinks and goes up and the man has a mangina

BiBis was shocked when he was diagnosed with monkeypenisitis

by BiBis December 19, 2012

monkeypatching

changing code at runtime without modifying the original source code, typically motivated by the intent to patch a bug in 3rd party code or workaround a feature

dude this maintainer sucks. im monkeypatching everying myself

by ナニカ August 28, 2023

monkeypenis

a ditty with round properties. like an orange song.
tune unkown.

monkeypenis, penis monkey!

by pretzel February 2, 2005

monkeylicious

the delicious qualities of a monkey

thats monkeylicious

by psymonos March 12, 2003

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

by Dave February 1, 2005

monkeyphone's retard night

An internet webcast featured on the most popular Prank Call radio station in the world called Prank Call Underground Radio (often referred to as PCU) that is hosted by the members of Monkeyphone. This show revolves around prank calls, but includes other forms of comedy equal in hilarity to prank calls (such as nonsensical babble, awful singing, and regular comedy). This show is hosted by highschool boys, mainly by the member known as Mark and/or Joop (it is also co-hosted by the members Eric, Matt, and Drew). This show airs from 8-10 pm eastern time on PCU radio
, which is owned by KDK. They will soon be operating from the website www.monkeyphonepranks.com

I love to listen to Monkeyphone's Retard Night!

by Matthew Harper April 30, 2006

monkeying about

v, screwing around; waisting time; being off-task

"Stop monkeying about back there and get back to work!" said the angry boss.

by Garrett Wilkerson March 31, 2005