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Mongolian Nut Combuster

A sexual encounter involving 3 males. One fully naked man is standing with his scrotum dangling and his legs spread wide. The two others are wearing full Mongolian native tribal gear standing 10 yards away from the man. One is facing his front, and the other is facing his behind. They begin chanting, and when the chanting reaches a climax, they both charge head first and torpedo dive into male 1's nutsack causing a full explosion, Then males 2 and 3 use the blood and mutilated testicles to masturbate.
I cant believe i just gave my grandfather a Mongolian Nut Combuster!
by Dogfood11 April 4, 2017
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Tana mongoose

A girl that just can't keep her life together. Lies about everything she says and is quite a hypocrite. Stay away from tana Mongoose. She has a fan base full of girls that defend her even when she's wrong. Stupid tana mongoose. I'm sorry if I offended any mongooses.
Stupid fangirl:"Is that tana mongeau?"
Smart human: "yeah but who cares tana mongual sucks"
Stupid fangirl: "exCUSE me it's tana mongeau"
smart human: "whatever tana mongoose still sucks"
by Sickasfrickkkkfrenn July 28, 2017
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When a professional sports team loses by 40-49 points.
The Wolves gave the Pacers a mongoose fondling with their 125-80 victory.
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Mongolians

GOD DAMN Mongolians!! Thats the last time you gonna break down my shitty wall!
by City Wok Guy November 10, 2003
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mongoloid patrol

any bus or van full of retards
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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Mongolian Ladder

Three or more individuals perform oral copulation balanced upon each others' shoulders. The person standing on the ground forms the base of the ladder, the second participant sits on the shoulders of the first permitting oral genital contact, and so on. The maximum height of the ladder is determined by the strength of the participants.
Those circus people are freaky yo - I heard they runnin' Mongolian Ladders all night long!
by Stumpy23 February 21, 2008
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mongfongled

To have been beaten without mercy into a state of retardation.

The 'Mong' part is derived from Mongoloid or Mongolism and refers to general retardation and the second part comes from the verb 'Fong' meaning to beat mercilessly.
Television report on a tragic accident:

"The police officer on the motorbike swerved to avoid a pedestrian who stepped onto the road, he then struck the side of a bus before cascading into a lamppost causing a severe and permanant brain injury."

Carlow youth:

"Yea he was mongfongled!!!"
by Micko91 December 16, 2006
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