baby momma

the mother of a man's child when the parents are not married

There goes my baby mama

by Ac February 2, 2004

MGG (Mammary Gland Gyration)

The systematic and continuous frottage of the male genitalia against, in between, or on top of the female breasts.

Naw dude, I don't want to hook up with her, those are A cups...I can't even MGG (Mammary Gland Gyration) that shit!!

by MMGking February 22, 2011

Yo momma

The butt of every joke and the number one answer to every question.

“What’s that nasty smell?” Yo momma opened her legs, that’s what that nasty smell is.

“What’s the square root of 100?”
Yo momma’s saggy titties is the square root of 100, bitch!!!

by A WHITE GUY April 28, 2019

Your momma and them

a. Your momma - Your mother.
b. (and) them - everybody related to you; everybody related to your mother; any person closely associated with your mother; any neighbor of your mother within 5 blocks; anybody that attends your mother's church; anybody your mother knew from back in the day; two women named Joyce.

How's your momma and them?
We went ate by your momma and thems.

by Sunshine March 24, 2003

mammary intercourse

A sexual act performed when a man places his penis between the breasts of his partner, and using the hole between the breasts, thrusts his penis back and forth until climax and ejaculation. The resulting semen that often lands on the chest, neck and chin of the female is often referred to as a pearl necklace. Also known as titfucking.

Mammary intercourse can be combined with fellatio to perform a titfuck blowjob.

by AJAW February 18, 2005

mommamod

When a person who is a mod (moderator) in a chat room, forum, etc. is overly picky about what's said by people writing. It has the tendency to take a fun channel, turn it stressful and takes the fun out of it. In many cases, they are mothers who treat users like they're their kids.

Mikey: Why did you get banned?
Jack: I was asking a real question. Someone was being a mommamod.

by lbeeee June 11, 2009

Mommergency

objectively non-urgent concern that nessessitates a panicked phone call, often at innoprotune times (eg. first thing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)

It's okay, it was just a Mommergency , let's try to go back to sleep.

by Neon Thrush November 24, 2018