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dude did you even ASK that dog if you could pet it? It's really uncool to molest things
molest by mc wiggle April 27, 2007

molestery 

Like a molester; an adjective applied to a person who is most likely a man in a windowless van. Said individual may be sporting the ever-popular skullet.
Who is that man in the windowless van?
I don't know, but he looks molestery!
Let's away!
molestery by bigrudy April 8, 2010

massively molested

Angerly molesting someone out of hatred and not out of lust but hatred
Friend: joe just got massively molested I wonder who did it

Me: I did it

Friend: stay the f away from me

Molestacular 

It works the same as a 'Killtacular', only with molestation.

In otherwords

ALOT of molestation
My bus-driver once got a Molestacular on the way to school.
Molestacular by naynayroy October 22, 2009

Molestovers 

Like Sloppy Seconds, except non-consensual.
Priest 1: I'm done in here. You can have my molestovers.

*zip*

Priest 2: Thanks, dude.

*Brofive*
Molestovers by cloudface October 14, 2012

molestimate 

The accused molestimated that he touched seven children, albeit the evidence indicated it was more like ten. His molestimations were quite modest.
molestimate by Semany snicket October 7, 2020