moffat

- Foul-smelling, fairy beasht.
- Can obtain legendary status on occasions.

"That dirty Moffat is after oil-checking me with my own finger!! How does he do it??"

by Marty Scanlon December 3, 2007

Moffatt

An insecure individual who drives an unecassary large truck he never uses because he needs to feel manly and parks it like a cunt.
Most nissan titan drivers are moffatts.

I had to squeeze between parkin spaces when i got here because some moffatt blocked my door in

by TAFC September 2, 2015

moffat

one who has become wildly drunk, in a hilarious manner to the rest of the party.

Dude, that guy is straight moffat. He just headbutted a garbage can!

by jjmcdnnc April 4, 2010

Moffat

A cross breed between a goblin and a troll, a Moffat doesnt live beneath a bridge and doesnt eat sheep but takes pleasure in seeing little children. Also has an extremely odd personality but when provoked will get very angry

He's as mad as a Moffat

by jp29 July 9, 2012

muffatofu

A small muffin made of the vegetarian substance/substitute tofu. Often confused with a muffamoo.

Silly-poo, you didn't realize that it wasn't made of meat; it's only a muffatofu!

by The Muffin Crew December 26, 2008

Moffattology

The study of transsexual masturbation.

I study Moffattology because I am a heshe. And I HAS NEEDZ!!!!!!!

by jaybell2t0 July 24, 2010

moffat

A person who is the lowest form of ultimate scum.

"Man you smell like a right moffat"

by Larry 2.0 May 7, 2007