Korrui Monum

Korrui Monum (KOR-ROO-ee MAW-nuhm) is the specific branch of Korrui that (though they may also believe in the existence of, or even perform the practices of multiple) only follows one god or goddess. Within Korrui Monum one usually states the name of there preferred god or goddess (with the addition of "ian" to the end) after the words "Korrui Monum" (EXAMPLES: Korrui Monum Fafnirian, Korrui Monum Jehovahian, Korrui Monum Kahian, Korrui Monum Christian, etc.)

Yeah, I believe in God. I'm Korrui Monum Christian, why wouldn't I?

by Da Dank Bitch December 12, 2020

motumbo

Motumbo was a tall black African,with a really big schlong.

"Motumbo loves Mary, Motumbo study."

by Chastity December 5, 2003

mockumentary

A fake documentary - done with a lot of tongue-in-cheek "seriousness" and often closely mimicing an actual documentary.

"This Is Spinal Tap" and "The Rutles" are classic mocumentaries

by Marshall Stax October 17, 2003

Moumen

An amazing person that is truly amazing and funny I love his sex jokes😂 but he’s the best person and he’s also the best to talk to oh and he’s really trust worthy

Moumen is the best

by Gods gift😉 September 21, 2019

Hairyballs McCumsontits

An enigmatic adult film star from the 1970's who appeared in over 130 motion pictures during his 5 year career. Fans of the drive-in will remember his charming, charismatic style and gigantic penis.

Oh, Hairyballs McCumsontits. I remember him now. He starred in Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008

Washington Monument

It doesn't look like George Washington... So what part of him is it really portraying? Some Rated-R level shit there. If you get it, you get it- wink wink.

Person one: "Hey, that's the Washington Monument!"
Person two: "That doesn't look like George Washington-???"

Person one: "No, obviously it's a representation of his huge, throbbing cock!"

Person two: "Oh... OH!?"

by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

National Monument

The act of filling someone else's toilet bowl with copious amounts of toilet paper and proceeding to lay a shit nest on top. Do NOT flush! The next person in to the bathroom will not be able to flush your masterpiece and they sure as hell won't want to reach in to clean it. Most effective if you can enter and leave the bathroom without being seen.

Dude, this party's lame. I'm gonna sneak in to the can and leave a national monument in the bowl.

by Hugh G. Rexion April 26, 2006