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molicious

Contraction of moustache and delicious. Generally sarcastic, and particularly applies to porno moustaches and their wearer.
"Mmmm, that guy is molicious"

"That's a molicious development on your face"
by thatsexything June 21, 2006
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oblivious jet fan

a person hu seriously believes the jets are a decent football team. they show their pride by wearing jets jerseys to school even after loses. they even go so far as to waste 5 dollars in a football pool by picking the jets to beat the chargers
Mark Kramer asian, Jon Panarella boyish charm, Joe Pollack faggot
by Limz January 7, 2005
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Oblivious

Every guy in my clalss is oblivious.
Enough said
by TeenageGirl August 7, 2009
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Oblivious Rage

An unpredicable moment to when you don't expect anything to happen near anyone that has an intense anger problem. You find yourself pwned, injured, and a massive headache with zero warning.
Guy 1: dude... why am i on the ground and why does my head hurt so bad? Guy with anger issues: I'm so sorry man. I just thought you were the IRS. Guy 2: Dude. Thats some Oblivious Rage he had there. Hey dude you dropped your teeth.
by Yashieyama July 8, 2010
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Oblivious cock

This is when a mans cock cannot control itself and get hard when anything passes by it and sometimes it can cum more than you want
"Wow Billy had a really oblivious cock last night." Said Ashley
by Tttthhhee October 5, 2017
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Lieutenant Oblivious

The person (typically in online discussions) that is somehow ignorant of a very popular meme, reference, or trend, and needs explanation in order to properly understand it. A subordinate and a counterpart of sorts to Captain Obvious.
Larry (upon seeing something beyond his comprehension): "I don't get it."
Lemmy: "Captain Obvious, come in: this is Lieutenant Oblivious requesting backup, over."
by Helel ben Shahaar February 11, 2019
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meme-oblivious

Someone oblivious to a meme but awkwardly laughs anyway. Meme-obliviousness is normally apparent when a large number of friends are talking face to face (like irl), and one of them starts meme-spouting and everyone laughs except that one person with the confused look. Being meme-oblivious can also cause mass amounts of butthurt, but only a special kind of butthurt that should be avoided by all cost.

This can be seen as an illness. One that affects many urban dictionary editors, thus causing them not to be able to get your jokes, even if they are meme-based. The affliction will cause the the editor's hands to freeze and not to google to see if the definition actually holds water (they rejected 2deep4u, a popular /mu/ meme, countless times). Meanwhile, they're busy fapping away at stupid made-up bullshit.
Joe: Hey, it's Jim and his girl!
Jim: Hey guys, this is Samantha
Sam: just call me Sam
Tom: Do a barrel roll!
*room erupts with laughter*
Sam: oh haha...

In that example Sam is meme-oblivious to do a barrel roll.
by imthatawesome December 29, 2010
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