Mid-Life Crisis Mobile

(mid lIf 'krI-s&s 'mo-"bEl)
abbr. MLCM

A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).

Compare to Daddy Bought It Mobile

"Hey Brent, did your dad just get a convertible Mustang? That car is such an MLCM. What's next, fake boobs on your mom?"

by JK Grence May 27, 2005

Pope mobile

Like the Batmobile, but adhearing to the speed limits

Bless this drive by, and I will take fries with that

by umpirestrikesback July 2, 2005

Nigga-Mobile

A old sedan type vehicle often featuring huge shiny rims, hydrolics, large speakers, and a random black person behind the wheel.

Yo man check out that Nigga-Mobile rolling down the street!

by Joeproson April 22, 2011

workplace mobbing

When co-workers collectively gang up on another co-worker. Includes things like gossip, criticism, false reporting to management, shunning, gratuitous lack of co-operation, generally nasty behaviour. Places huge stress on the target, resulting in illness or quitting.

Workplace Mobbing is common in hierarchical work environments. One person is targeted, the rest are complicit. Throwback to teenage girl type behaviour.

by fksngr May 11, 2014

Mobina

The ancient Goddess of autumn in Persian Empire. She has the best voice ever and way more beautiful than Aphrodite.

She love autumn. She is known for being Mobina

by Sinatrup September 25, 2020

T-Mobiled

To be duped into something. Tricked

Kevin : The credit card company told me I didn't have to make a payment for 12 months. I just got my first bill and there is a late charge on it.

Denny : You just got T-mobiled

by King03 August 13, 2012

Mobile Legends: Bang Bang

A mobile game made in 14 July, 2016. A MOBA Game or 5v5 game with more than characters/heroes and Updates every week or even months this Game has very EXPENSIVE SKINS that will take up your money and become poor. The Company's name is Moonton. The Creator's name is Justin Yuan, Co-Founder and Chief Executive of Moonton, Developer and Publisher of the famous multiplayer Online game Mobile Legends: Bang Bang. The ONLY MOBA GAME that copies LoL (Leagues of Legends) and DotA 2 (Defense of the Ancients 2).

By the way my Game Id is: 564849821 (3475)

Mobile Legends: Bang Bang
Friend: Hey Do you play ML:BB
Me: Of course Bruh
Friend: We're no strangers to love
Me: You know the rules and so do I
Friend: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Me: You wouldn't get this from any other guy

Friend: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Me: Gotta make you understand
"To be Continued"

by Victor Gamer May 5, 2021