mobark

Our lord and savior.

Praise Mobark!

by Mechanical Alligator June 17, 2003

mogau

Mogau meaning Grace (sepedi/setswana/Sesotho)

Re leboga mogau wa Morena, meaning we are grateful for the grace of God

by Showtea November 18, 2018

Mobius

1. A malcontent, argumentive, or maladjusted user of a forum or website bent on trying to be superior by normally participating in debates with straw-man arguments or quote whoring.

2. An individual whom normally engages in encroaching behavior that cause constroversay or dischord.

3. A misbehaving elitist who has a habit of getting banned from multiple sites or forums for outlandish reasons(Normally, in a playful pretext).

"Oh, another Mobius," or

Member: "Someone is deleting our topics/causing mischief/harassing our members, in board."

Administrator: "I am going to ban the Mobius."

by Evangelist September 11, 2008

mofaux

A mofaux is a guy or gal that acts like a baddass gangsta full of lip and attitude but once confronted by authority or anyone at all actually backs right off like a chickenhawk.

Someone who pretends to be an tough asshole hangin' in the hood, but is actually a mommy's boy living at home and studying hospitality.

George W. Bush said to the Iraqi insurgency 'Bring it on you badass mother fuckers' (or words to that effect). A little while later, however, he effectively retracted that statement, he was shown to be a mofaux.

Mofaux: Hey asshole got the time?
Person: DON'T CALL ME ASSHOLE ASSHOLE!
Mofaux: Oh sorry sir...I didn't mean to offend...
Mofaux's posse: Geezuz man you is such a pussy mofaux! (laughter at mofaux's expense)

by Goodnight Dick November 11, 2006

Monaurally

Sucking oneself off

"Hey Andy, did she suck you off last night?"

"Nah mate, I had to do it monaurally"

by Stan Drews August 24, 2014

mojau

A derogatoty term used for Mexican Nationals (particularly illeagal aliens), by native born Hispanic people of New Mexico, and southern Colorado. The term is a derivation of the word mojado(Spanish for wet)thus the term is similar to "wet back".

I only eat flour tortillas, corn tortillas are Mojau food.

by Phill Maestas September 30, 2007

MobaTrax

MobaTrax is a web traffic analysis system. By simply inserting a redirecting link in all of your hyper-text anchors (A HREF=) you are instantly able to monitor traffic flow coming into and leaving your site.

According to MobaTrax most of our traffic comes from these seven web sites. Our referrals to these three sites are pretty high.

by Michael B September 6, 2006