Morking

The act of gathering in a Lidl hypermarket with your satan worshipping friend to rape a weakling guy between the shelves using random objects to insert in his anus and urethra

James went morking with Stuart and Lenny tonight
- Oh dear,you are morking again far from home?

by BogusAnalus December 22, 2022

morken

(adj.) The word morken is used about objects that are unlikeable, or in bad shape.

That car is totally morken.
My kid is just so morken!
I don't like that, it is morken.

by Shimyalabin December 9, 2007

mork

n. someone who is completely witless. a low level nincompoop who rarely sees things in perspective. Shallower than the dead sea and perchance saltier too...

wrong lane mork, you just bowled allen a gutterball...

by Alex Johansson September 22, 2008

mork

A combination of a Moron and a Dork. Just as a Lork is a Loser and a Dork.

That guy Demian is a such a mork.

by Rolland August 26, 2005

morktyron

the oposite of weeb.

look at that morktyron, he definately doesn't watch anime.

by XxxXXXxxLagxxXXXxxX December 4, 2017

Mörk

A great mod who has worked for Swiss001 server for 10 months. He is one of the best, and is very very funny. He’s always there for you. He’s the best

1: Oh it’s mork!
Mörk: Hey! Nice new pfp!

by Jhon763 May 19, 2020

mork

A slang term for milk produced by a woman's breasts after childbirth as food for her child.

"I would love a mork and cum milkshake on this warm summer day"

by Daddystino May 5, 2021