meork

1. Something that fuzzies in Paper Mario say.

2. Something totally random to say when nothing else comes to mind.

3. The noise a cat makes when it's in the middle of a meow and it trips.

4. The first word that comes out of your mouth when your music teacher can't believe you just played that wrong.

5. Something to yell when a fuzzy attacks you.

Oboe: Honk-tweet-blat
Music Teacher: STARE
Oboist: ...meork...uh I mean sorry...

meork by percoboist August 7, 2006

Merkelist 

Someone who wants to destroy their own country.

A naive person who makes irrational, impulsive decisions without thinking through the consequences. Someone who wants to undo all the good work of their patriotic predecessors.

An individual in high authority who acts irresponsibly e.g. Like a teenager who invites everyone to her house party on social media. They have a great party but in the cold sober light of the next day, the gatecrashers have wrecked her parents house. A Merkelist will do this with a whole country, or even worse, an entire Union of countries!

The policies of that party are going to bring havoc to this country, their leader must be a Merkelist.

Merkelist by PenorSword September 3, 2018

Lady Merk 

Very hot female rapper from Philadelphia.
Female who murder beats.
Female who raps in English and Russian.

"It's the Black Russian/ and Lady Merk is name/ this girl is a problem/ y'all should polish y'all game."

Lady Merk by Ugotit January 3, 2008

Merked 

To be straight killed

Oh shit that motherfucker just got merked

Merked by Niggaturtle69 August 9, 2019

merkozy 

The pairing of President Nicolas Sarkozy of France and Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany. They have a healthy personal relationship, while managing two of Europe's biggest economies at the same time.

Merkozy is trying to save the European currency from disaster.

merkozy by The other Don Vito January 11, 2012

Merkades Tendon 

Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.

Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.

Merkades Tendon by Whacky513 December 27, 2019

merkeled

when someone fucks something up beyond repair

Ora really merkeled that excel sheet.

merkeled by mmmdick August 16, 2012