mingus

a big fat round piece of pussy that hangs out of the panties

have you ever seen a mingus before

by Reginald January 8, 2003

Mingus mattress

A cottonwood girl willingly able to sleep around with every guy in town, usually in a guys best friends bed, and afterwards only asks for $5 and a cookie.

Skylar always loved using guys for sexual attention, but not just one guy his closest friends to, thus being a Mingus mattress.

by Barry verde March 9, 2017

Mingah-tjie

Mingah-tjie is a cattle or herd animal that has stolen the body of the normal Mingah. Many are not able to notice the intruder however the Mingah-tjie may expose herself accidentally when she laughs because she sounds like a dying sheep.

yo dude relax you sound like you have a Mingah-tjie stuck inside you that's trying to escape.

by ieyeman December 28, 2018

Mingus-Reedusing

The act of traveling up and down mountains and hills on foot and/or on motorcycle while carrying packages, running with packages, sneaking with packages, and drinking Monster Energy. As seen in the hit TV show “Ride with Norman Reedus.”

I was Mingus-Reedusing for 14 hours today on Death Stranding. Please help...

by mingusfanatic March 28, 2020

Mingissing

When the handsome hunk Min-Gi decides to urinate in the electrical room of the Star Destroyer from Amingis.

"Just caught Min-gi pissing in electrical"
"I guess you could say he was...Mingissing"
"Fuck you"

by Mingisser99 December 9, 2021

MingSheng

If you have a MingSheng, you’re kinda lucky. He may be annoying and rude, but he is nice. 👌

Person 1: Who is that annoying dude?
Person 2: He’s MingSheng

by Clarityrulestheworld.trustme March 16, 2022

Fake Mangasim

A Fake Mangasim is when a man can't ejaculate after a timely session of deep penetration whilst intoxicated.

‘I was going for gold after getting back from a night on the tiles, could I hell ejaculate so I fake mangasimed. I took her from behind grunted and spat on her back’

by Urban Cowboy Smith April 29, 2011