migraine 

A physical manifestation of the unacceptable reality of human existence. The common catalyst being a confrontation between bullshit and a keen mind.

Examples

I turned on the T.V. - people were on it. Got a migraine.

I turned on the computer, surfed the net - people use these things too. Got a migraine.

I walked out my front door and the sheer volume of falsities and half truths escaping the lips of everyone I encountered helped to bring the onset of a migraine.

I read the Tao and took an Advil - migraine went away. Whoever invented Ibuprofen is God and consequently exempt from being judged an unworthy human being. Lao Tzu, go F yourself.

migraine by someonesafan80 April 24, 2011

migraine 

the intense throbbing and painful sensation a man gets when his girlfriend won't shut the hell up about getting married.

but you promised that we would get married soon!

bitch, shut up, you are giving me a migraine.

migraine by ashley juergens July 12, 2010

Arabic migraine 

When a Arabic person gives you a head ache

A man he gave me a Arabic migraine

Arabic migraine by Selvester the cat February 16, 2018

The Migraine Stopper

An orgasm so good it just completely annihilates your headache or migraine.

"OH man I just had the worst headache but I went into the bathroom and busted The Migraine Stopper and now I'm good."

The Migraine Stopper by ukownphantom October 15, 2020

Mongraine 

A headache that mysteriously always occurs on a Monday, preventing someone from going to work.

Mikey couldn't make it to work this morning because of a massive mongraine.

Mongraine by vlad2131 November 23, 2011

dick migraine 

The effect of "rubbing the schnitzel" too often.

Girl: do you want to bone?
Guy: sorry. I have a dick migraine. Maybe some other time.

dick migraine by DocX December 25, 2014

butthole migraine 

An approximate shooting pain every 5-13 seconds not in your external butt but in your poop hole

"I have a pain in my literal butthole...it feels like a migraine...a butthole migraine!"

butthole migraine by Ourasseswerekicked December 19, 2013