one millimeter non-defeater

A One millimeter non-defeater is an extremely tiny micro penis, a real baby carrot, which can usually be found on gay dudes with daddy issues.

"hey Audrey, I don't know if you know this but, the dude your dating, Preston, has a one millimeter non-defeater." Toren said. " Really? wow, no wonder he turned me down when I tried to take his pants off."

by Scooby Snaxcks September 28, 2023

9 millimeter

See 9 mm.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Milliman

A word from the Greek "milmano"; Meaning literally "bad at smash bros".

See also: Dick

What's with this guy?
Oh, he's a Milliman.

by RNDL February 11, 2017

Millimeter Peter

1. A man whose wiener is so small it is virtually non-existant

2. An insult exaggerating the size of one's penis as only a few millimeters or less.

3. A penis that is only one millimeter long, far outclassing the one inch wonder in small stature.

"It was unclear if he had an erection as his millimeter peter was too small to extend his pants"

by KX12 May 20, 2014

Millimeter Peter

A drug addict who rapes young girls in their sleep.

Boy, you are a millimeter peter.

by Do drugs October 23, 2018

millimetre maggot

a really really really small dick

Harriet sucked Jak's millimetre maggot last night

by Loz (nd Si) July 31, 2006

millimeterpeter

a penis thats only a millimeter(smallest unit in the metric system) long. insult used by canadians

look at that millimeterpeter if you needed to give that guy a blowjob you would need a magnifying glass and a straw

by the_wizard May 30, 2006