Sonicare toothbrush dating method

The Sonicare toothbrush dating method is a dating method developed by Nicki S. This approach to dating involves having a list of specific dating criteria and sticking to the list no matter how superficial, specific, ridiculous, or unobtainable the criteria may seem. The goals of this method include ensuring that you never settle for anything that you do not want in a life partner and guaranteeing that you chose someone who fits you, matches what you bring to the table, and embodies what you most desire in life. Examples of criteria that have been established with this method include owning a Sonicare toothbrush, having a Costco membership, lifting weights regularly, and being familiar with focaccia.

"Wow, Nicki has such a catch of a husband and a beautiful life partnership! How do I settle down with someone like that?" "Well, it may take years of using the Sonicare toothbrush dating method, but with persistence and dedication, it works!"

by BurningBrook June 28, 2022

rhythm method

A form of natural family planning involving abstaining from sex for a number of days each month, long promoted as the only acceptable form of contraception by the Catholic Church. Common side effects include pregnancy.

Withdrawal is actually a more effective form of birth control than the so-called "rhythm method".

by LudwigVan April 10, 2005

The Crystal Method

America's answer to the Chemical Brothers. Formed in 1993 by Ken Jordan and Scott Kirkland. Albums by them are: Vegas, Tweekend, and Legion of Boom.

I was listening to tweekend the other day, and my dog started breakdancing. I was like OMGWTFBBQ!??!?

by filthynastydirtypervertedpoosnatcher December 27, 2004

method boy

A person who likes to come up with various theories and concept which are overly exaggerated or flat out untrue. This may range from things such as human physiology to theories about the universe. The method boy also sources his knowledge from various publications, namely FHM and Penthouse.

Method Boy: Did you know that aborbing natural moonlight can cure you of acne?

Person 1: Really? where did you read this?

M.B: It was in FHM.

by Dek Lak Karn January 22, 2008

Methodist Ladies College

Despite the fact their sports uniforms closely resemble it, they are in fact not MuzzBuzz employees. Asking them for a toasted sandwich and a coffee during any sporting event will only earn you blatant looks of disapproval. Although, most students might as well be training to be MuzzBuzz employees because unless you’re getting the top grades, nobody really gives a damn about whether you’ll succeed. Their summer uniform isn’t any better, it causes the whole school to resemble a settlement of convicts. Which is quite fitting, it does feel like a jail when you come back after the Christmas holidays.

"Those students from Methodist ladies College look like escaped prison convicts, they really need to fix that uniform."

by MoreCoffee May 22, 2019

agile methodology

No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.

Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."

-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Lozens Method

A popular way of drinking alcohol at a party or other event, Lozens Method is having a beer in one hand and a liquor based drink in the other hand. Also referred to as 'going two handed'

Man I didn't know what to have first, a beer or a rum and coke...so I decided to use Lozens Method and just have both.

by Lord Elsington Halsdingworth June 30, 2009