Merched

Running down the street with your zip up hoody backwords.

Jim is merched!

by geofffary August 15, 2010

Ill Mitched

to misuse words in flagrantly bad usage

"My board is fast and danger."

by me March 13, 2003

methed

Where one exaggerates the illegal use of methamphetamines in a facesious manner to imply their savage-like marijuana smoking.

Yo, i'm so fucking methed out man.

Down to meth out?

When's the last time you methed dude?

by fuckyallnigges October 28, 2015

Merched

Running out of ammo during an Uber while playing as a Heavy, in the game"Team Fortress 2".
Past tense of, "Merching"

Originally named after a Heavy that frequents No-Heroes servers, under the name "Merchant", who almost always runs out of ammo at the worst possible times.

"Oh shit, Tony just merched and lost the objective"

by PerfectPerception October 13, 2013

Merched It

That fool threw a brick at my whip and he merched that shit on GD

Dis BDK I raised up my blick and emptied the damn clip hit that fool all up in his shit. That’s the last thing he ever did was merched it and threw it at my whip.

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021

Mitched out

To bail on every possible occasion whilst maintaining the premise that you will infact, not bail out.

Oh, he mitched out

by Normalguy555 August 6, 2011

Mitched

Pooping ones pants, or depositing feces in ones small clothes.

All of the stalls were taken so Laquanda accidentally mitched herself.

by Lindanancy25 June 21, 2017