Metaphorically Rose. 

the literal opposite of a horse girl.

mutantcarsteve: "hey motherfuckin rose. *sends horse gif*"

Metaphorically Rose: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD STOP SENDING ME HORSE GIFS I HATE THEM SO MUCH. I AM METAPHORICALLY ROSE."

Metaphorically Rose. by mutantcarsteve. November 16, 2021

metaphors be with you 

a pun made famous by Eric Daniels and poet Peter Schneidre using a play off the phrase "may the force be with you"

Guy 1: "The police lights played through her mohawk like the sun setting through pine trees."
Guy 2: "...Metaphors be with you."

metaphors be with you by forever.young February 11, 2008

Megaphore

A funny, humorous or downright obscene use of a metaphor or simile, popularised on site megaphores.com. Megaphores usually reference current traumatic events, celebrity mishaps or general weird and random thoughts.

Example Megaphores:

Libya is in more of a mess than that prostitute I put through the woodchipper

It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I would start to lactate ice cream.

It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder Harvey Price would think I was an Etch-a-Sketch

Megaphore by Serefin March 19, 2011

Metaphorically Speaking

a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance or to give more emphasis.

1) Where have you been? I searched the whole world to find you! (Metaphorically Speaking)

2)Look, Outside is raining cats and dogs! (Metaphorically Speaking)

Metaphorically Speaking by SteliosD October 31, 2019

metaphoricature 

the metaphorical and non-literal counterpart to literature

Literature isn't literal, but it's still not as metaphorical as metaphoricature!

metaphoricature by Doos Jarus September 8, 2020

metaphoo 

A phrase or word used incorrectly to describe or relate to something else.

It's a metaphoo to use the term tortuga when you meant to say testudo.

metaphoo by HenryJennings October 10, 2010

Metaphorical Chess 

-Usually between a man and a woman.
it is far more complicated then conventional chess, take all the board games u know and put them on a risk board of ur brain and hers behind a battleship divider

He sunk his pawn with her own queen. What a lucky pawn.

What a long game of metaphorical chess. It's lasted their entire marriage.

Metaphorical Chess by DragonVenom November 12, 2008