Met Dog

Police officers who wait at train stations to check if you're free loading.

I'm not getting off here, there are Met Dogs here

by DeliciousDogga November 8, 2016

Met le comme un stylo

C'est quand tu fais tourner la partie supérieur d'un stylo afin de le rendre capable d'y écrire avec.

Aniss chti hada met le comme un stylo.

by Chatoui Zakaria March 12, 2020

met thot

a thot from the 803

She a met thot.

by xhdzhfxjg June 23, 2020

Met the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “

by suckmah October 27, 2020

Met Air Wrong

The precise Irish National Meteorological Service

According to Met Air Wrong It will be very sunny unless it rains

by Neady June 3, 2022

Met Game

A game played by the New York Mets which ends in the most mindblowing outcome causing us to lose. Most of the time it generally follows the Mets having the lead for the majority of the game, and losing at the end over general tomfoolery and incompetence.

i.e - Committing a NOBLETIGER in a situation that would’ve won us the game, leaving runners on base, blowing a save, and general dumb plays and decisions made overall.

Jane - “Hey, you see the game last night?”
John - “Yeah, it was the most Met Game I’ve ever watched.”

by mrmet_ May 13, 2024

Met tongues

This sentence is used to represent a french kiss, if two people have met tongues (clashing tongues in a french kiss).

Person 1: Have y’all met tongues with eachother yet?
Person 2: Yeah we have, why?

by ZedToastUD1 September 4, 2025