OMG, did you see Teen Mom 2 last night? That redneck slore, Leah Messer admitted she cheated on The Woodchuck, Corey AGAIN!
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A majestic bearded creature found in the inner streets of East Hampton. Notorious for making a mean cup of coffee and being a simple kind of man, people from all corners of the world gather to catch a glimpse of this glorious manwhore.
"I saw Messerschmidt driving down the street the other day, followed by a pack of unicorns and an army of angels leading the way."
by manowar27 January 28, 2014
Get the Messerschmidt mug.The act of ruining a second, third, and fourth chance by means of consuming excessive amounts of alcohol resulting in bad decisions that ruin your career.
Did you hear Dave got in trouble? Yeah he messer’d up and got caught Eiffel towering farmer john’s sheep!
by Not-McCollough December 20, 2017
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by Rozzysed October 30, 2018
Get the Messenged mug.Msn messenger is an instant messaging service. NOT a chatroom. You can talk to your friends online and your friends only, unless you add someone to your contacts list that you do not know. Its a service that allows you to talk to your friends for free. So parents stop being paranoid...it is NOT and I will repeat NOT a chatroom!
Mum: "I am not sure that I want you to go on this chatroom"
Kid: "It's not a chatroom its an instant messaging service"
Mum: "I'm not sure"
Kid: "Fine then, look i'll show you" *signs onto messenger*
Kid: Hiya Sarah
Sarah: Hiya
Kid: what are we talking on now?
Sarah: msn messenger....der!!
Kid: Is msn messenger a chatroom?
Sarah: No.. it's an instant messaging service.
Kid: Thank you
*Kid turns to Mum*
Kid: "See, I told you Mum, it's not a chatroom"
Kid: "It's not a chatroom its an instant messaging service"
Mum: "I'm not sure"
Kid: "Fine then, look i'll show you" *signs onto messenger*
Kid: Hiya Sarah
Sarah: Hiya
Kid: what are we talking on now?
Sarah: msn messenger....der!!
Kid: Is msn messenger a chatroom?
Sarah: No.. it's an instant messaging service.
Kid: Thank you
*Kid turns to Mum*
Kid: "See, I told you Mum, it's not a chatroom"
by Christina1337 October 10, 2005
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