Marijuana Hiccups

Hiccups caused by toking on reefer after getting a really hard hit.

1st Person: *cough, cough* oh shi.. *cough, hiccup* AH crap, marijuana hiccups!
2nd: HAHA! sucks to be you
1st: *hiccups* DAMN!!
2nd: *laughs some more*

by High~Heaven091 September 22, 2010

marijuana cigarette

Another term for a joint. Usually used by people who have never smoked pot before.

Hey, Geraldine, I saw some hoodlums smoking those funny marijuana cigarettes behind our house yesterday.

by jigglyjugs October 27, 2011

Medical marijuana

A bill, proposition 215, passed by the voters of California in 1996 to allow doctors to prescribe medical pot to their patients. Originally there was a narrow definition of what it could be prescribed for, such as glaucoma, AIDS, or cancer. Bill SB 420 expanded the definition of what it could be prescribed for including anxiety, depression, chronic farting, PMS, and ADHD among others. A patient will see a pot doc and get what is called a recommendation. With the recommendation, good for one year, a patient can by pot legally from the many dispensaries around the state.

Going into a legal pot for the first time I saw rays of light and heard angels singing my first time at a legal medical marijuana dispensery. A hippy chick greeted me with a warm, "Welcome brother!" I felt like I died and went to Amsterdam. They had all strains: indicas, sativas, and hybrids. They also had hot sauce, pot pizza, ice cream, sodas, tinctures, pot pills, and a large assortment of pipes, vaporizers, and bongs. My life would never be the same.

by blazingbob November 6, 2011

marijuana den

a kewl place where you and your best friends go to smoke weed

yo lets go down to my marijuana den and smoke and get really high.

by sbizz December 12, 2013

marijuana

The medicine of God. It's a sin that it's illegal.

Smoking marijuana profoundly alters one's perception of the universe, helping to assist in perceiving and understanding beauty. (that's why music is so much more intense when stoned.)

People who don't like marijuana have either never tried it, or are complete dolts...you know a truly good person by whether they smoke marijuana or not.

Stanley Kubrick films are absolutely incredible on marijuana.

by Alexander DeLarge March 7, 2005

marijuana accredation degree

A degree acquired by all students who attend Humboldt state University, regradless of major. Anyone in posession of this degree can estimate the weight of a sack within .5 grams.

A conversation with someone with a marijuana accredation degree

Nema: Dude you guys got hooked up.
Me: Are you sure?
Nema:Dude, I went to Humboldt.

by E-mizzac6969 October 17, 2008

marijuana prohibition

Gay,retarded,dumb,stupid,queer,lame,killfagz!

Big tobacco companies put shit in cigarettes ON PURPOSE to make them more addictive and more deadly.This of course helps their sales and also helps the medical industry!

We used to have SLAVERY in this country and most of those slaves were forced to work on cotton and tobacco plantations.
That's where these big tobacco fucks come from.They have much support in congress and the government.

So how dare they tell me I can't smoke pot and how dare they call pot smokers immoral?

That's the pot calling the fucking kettle black!

THEY'RE IMMORAL!

EVERYONE SHOULD TAKE A HUGE FUCKING BONG HIT AND BLOW IT IN THESE COCKSUCKERS FACES!!!!

POT KILLS NOBODY!

BIG TOBACCO COMPANIES AND CONGRESS ARE IMMORAL!

Pot should be legalized outright!

FUCK MEDICAL MARIJUANA!

That's a no brainer!

If people are sick and pot can help them then let them have it and TO FUCKING HELL with what the CONGRESS and BIG TOBACCO KKK FAGS SAY ABOUT IT!

Doctors can prescribe morphine for fucks sake!

SUCK MY BALLS BITCHES!

by lil timmy July 7, 2004