Melanie Martinez

amazing singer/songwriter who released her EP 'Dollhouse' in 2014, her album 'Crybaby' in 2015 and her single 'Gingerbread Man' in 2016. She is currently making the Alphabet Boy music video and is making one for every song in Crybaby except the 3 from the deluxe album. she is AMAZING and I love her very very much, she is the best singer ever and her hair is my goals - it was inspired by Cruella De Vil :))
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I don't know if I wrote 2 definitions but if I did never mind
if I didn't then it doesn't matter
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if you like Mel - wrote on other definition too:
halsey avril lavigne paramore marina and the diamonds lana del rey panic! at the disco fall out boy twenty one pilots

'Melanie Martinez is the best singer ever.'

by melaniemartinez May 22, 2016

Melanie's Island

Its a fruity version of a Long Island Ice-t, tastes like pineapple and orange juice.

I want a Melanie's Island to drink, cause I want something strong but don't want to taste it.

by Blonnaroo October 22, 2012

Melancholy

To be 'melancholy' is a brand of sadness that is over thought, prolonged and can be caused by any reason regardless of its the magnitude. It's a very personal, heavy weighing sadness. It has similar characteristics with depression however, melancholy is an insidious sadness. It's more than simple desolation or dejection, melancholy feeds on pensive self reflection in such a low state, reflecting lower and lower on itself until you can't see anything other than sadness.

Example 1)
Person 1: I just went for a 5 hour walk, didn't bring any food or water and just listened to music.
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Person 1: It's 3 AM... maybe I'll just eat tomorrow.
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Person 1: ... fuck I need to stop thinking about this so much, it's making me Melancholy.
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by Slerbo October 19, 2013

Meanius

Someone so incredibly mean, in ways that few others could match. Essentially, a genius of mean actions.

I have never met anyone so creatively mean as Rita. She is truly a meanius.

by Jsm1 September 15, 2019

Meanie-bag

Either a bag designed to contain meanies, or a bag with meanie-like qualities.

Given the bag we used to round up those meanies also somehow stubbed my toe, this is a meanie-bag in both ways! Well, I'll be a jerkface deluxe!

by Nom de plumes of smoke September 1, 2010

anal melancholy

The sadness expressed by the anus the morning after a euphoric spicy meal containing chillies.

I am experiencing such anal melancholy after last nights curry.

by jadw August 23, 2009

Melancholy Masochist

Noun: A man who constantly subconsciously pursues women who are unattainable or more so not girlfriend material at all. And through this process suffers heartbreak repeatedly due to the combination of lack of self confidence, paranoia, the need to please and on the females part and outstanding combination of mind games, misread-able flirting and leading on. Broken at that point the man continues to pursue romance with another similar candidate as the previous as if he enjoyed the pain.

Ex: "Aww man David likes Jane?! He's such a Melancholy Masochist, she's gonna fuck him over just like Tina, Molly, and sandra did. and then he's gonna break down and do it again.

by the pain of atlas January 21, 2010