megalodon

a prehistoric awsome man eating shark that might still live today

ahh its a megalodon

by animal jam lover December 2, 2015

Megapode

An exclamation of surprise or shock, usually preceded by "holy."
This is used in reference to the webcomic Lumia's Kingdom, in which a character uses it.

It takes him exactly three hours and forty-seven minutes to detect anything out of the ordinary, to which he will always respond 'Holy Megapode!'

by TimeBaum March 9, 2011

Megapoots

Measurement of the intensity of a fart.

I had a fart that was over 50 megapoots!

by Occultism February 11, 2009

Megalodon Dick

A dick that is very muscular, scary, and over one foot long.

Girl you won’t believe the megalodon dick on my hubby last night. He couldn’t fit all of it in!

by Bush Lord 69 420 July 9, 2019

Megalodon

A species of prehistoric shark that could reach lengths of 15.3-18 meters and weigh up to 50 tons. Megalodon is a member of the genus Carcharocles and a member of the family Otodontidae. Its teeth were 7 inches long and it had a bite force stronger than a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Megalodons bite force was probably the strongest of any animal!

Person: That's a weird-looking rock.
Other person: That's not a rock, that's a megalodon tooth.

by EurypTrey April 21, 2020

Megalodon

A huge 18-meter shark, nobody knows if this shark is a myth, but it's said that a huge tooth from this beast has been found in a area where a ocean used to be. (AKA the ocean dried up from all those years.) The tooth goes up to a height of 7 inches. This shark was bigger than a whale shark, and would eat other sharks and giant squids.

"Have you heard of the Megalodon shark?"
"Isn't that a legend?"
"Nobody knows, but if it's real, it's extinct, so it can't hurt animals or humans!"
"But I heard it's still alive... and there's proof..."
"Woah..."

by Ironically Incredible April 5, 2015

megapopolus

What earth's future mega-city's will be called.

future dude1: "I'm sick of this megapopolus."
future dude2: "I'm sorry, but the only alternative is to live in the wastegroundz, and you don't want that."

by Diego August 30, 2003