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bruno slap

When you slap your hoe in the face with your foot long megalodon dick, perfectly timed with the Bruno Mars song “Treasure”.
Bro I Bruno slapped that bitch in the face so hard she got a black eye!
by Bush Lord 69 420 June 27, 2019
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Megalodon Dick

A dick that is very muscular, scary, and over one foot long.
Girl you won’t believe the megalodon dick on my hubby last night. He couldn’t fit all of it in!
by Bush Lord 69 420 July 10, 2019
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