medieval purse

A term for using the hollow between your breasts to carry money and small objects. Renaissance Fair and Octoberfest costumes often lack pockets and you got to put your car keys and cash somewhere. A bra, corset or corset-like vest is required to make this work.

I'd like to say this is a female only phenomenon, but we both know it isn't always. See moobs

The part I think he enjoyed most about the Renaissance Fair was watching the serving wench pulls bills out of her medieval purse and make change.

by Bryonia June 5, 2010

medieval spraytan

Covering ones body with human feces and letting them dry up to create the illusion of being more tanned then one actualy is.

"You sure look dark m'lord" "Thank you kind sir. I just got myselve a medieval spraytan"

by Yellos April 9, 2018

Medieval cute

Very cute but also very expensive

That's so medieval cute!

by Lil'Pompy April 2, 2019

Medieval Capalot

Ancient Con-Man, a honest liar

Klause Mikaelson was a Medieval Capalot !

by pnikid691 September 13, 2020

medieval fleshlight

A severed head in a birdhouse

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight

by anonymous September 1, 2021

Medieval Larry

noun; a metallic condom, preferably with metal shavings for jousting your partner

"Hey baby, the Medieval Larry may hurt"

by oMmieWithAExtraChromie March 19, 2022

Medieval instinct

Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.

Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?

Kid: mom wtf

Friend: wha–

Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–

by Kim_is_smart February 24, 2022