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New York Meathook

The act of pulling a girl toward you with fingers inserted in her vagina.

Traditionally done using both index and middle fingers simultaneously. Optimal positioning would be standing face-to-face, although pulling her via vagina from any position would meet the criteria.

A variant of the Jersey Meathook. It's close, but not as dirty.
When my girl got out of the shower, I gave her the old New York Meathook and pulled her in for a kiss.

Girl1: "I saw you kissing Fred on the dancefloor! OMG!"
Girl2: "He had me in a New York Meathook, what could I do?"
by Gandhus November 15, 2011
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jersey meathook

Whoever put these definitions on here should be shot. I am the originator of the jersey meathook, a term coined in early 2000 when I had first heard of the shocker. To use this move, you would take your index and middle finger and stick them out and also your thumb... thus allowing two in the pink and one in the stink... not to be confused with the reverse jersey meathook which would be one in the pink and two in the stink... this variation of the shocker is used mostly on lightweight girls who can be easily lifted by the meathook... "The Jersey Meathook" a phrase that could only be coined by a kid from Brick, NJ.
Seeing as how Tom didnt have a ring or a pinky finger he substituted the shocker for "The Jersey Meathook".
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meatstick

another word used to describe the setinal beam in halo 3, it can also be a word used to describe a gun or a wang
guy: dude..... u just got shot in the face by my meatstick
other guy: ya i know *bleeding*

setinal beam gun halo wang
by silentbob6 February 16, 2010
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Shove it up your bucket with a meathook

A strongly worded disparaging phrase showing distaste or disgust with a person or that person's ideas.
He asked me back to his place, but I told him, "shove it up your bucket with a meathook!"
by Boston_Mama March 5, 2009
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Smokers Meathook

When you're receiving a blowjob from a person with a stoma, and you push your dick down their throat and through their stoma. This makes a hook through their throat
My girl had a stoma and since I have a curved dick I have the the good ol' smokers meathook!
by Ihatemyself4 February 13, 2017
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Meatsmokin

The act of a guy performing a highly skilled blow job on another guy "Smoking man meat" A man on man blowjob. The act of two males meeting discreetly, either in a public or private setting and allowing each other to orally pleasure the other.
Hey man, meet me at the park bathroom for some "meatsmokin". I'll smoke your meat until you blow your hot load down my throat.
by meatsmoker5 January 8, 2023
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Meatstick

<somebody does something stupid>
"What a meatstick."
by Swanneh March 27, 2008
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