Meatstick

A general term for idiot.

<somebody does something stupid>
"What a meatstick."

by Swanneh March 27, 2008

Meatstick

A guy who mentions his body fat percentile in the first 5 minutes of conversation.

Introduction of a Meatstick: "Hi, how are you. My name is Chris. I like car racing, going to the gym, lifting weights, my motorcycle, rock concerts and Justin Timberlake. My body fat percentage is 10%. I'm looking to meet a nice girl who likes long walks on the beach, riding bareback and cooking."

by Mary Mac April 25, 2007

Meatstick

A better way to say dick without getting in trouble

Eat a meatstick faggot

by Elijah the meatstick man August 07, 2019

meatstick

A wonderful song and choreographed dance concocted by the band Phish.

Time for the meatstick,
bury the meatstick,
take out the meatstick time

whoa, shocks my brain!

by Cass April 13, 2005

meatstick

another word used to describe the setinal beam in halo 3, it can also be a word used to describe a gun or a wang

guy: dude..... u just got shot in the face by my meatstick
other guy: ya i know *bleeding*

setinal beam gun halo wang

by silentbob6 February 17, 2010

meatstick

(vulgar slang) A male slut.

Man, youre tryin' to get some play with her while your wife's at home?!!? Dude, you're such a meatstick!

by El Kabong! September 20, 2005

meatstick

my wang

you know....

by nhoj October 30, 2003