Meatstick

<somebody does something stupid>
"What a meatstick."
by Swanneh March 27, 2008
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A guy who mentions his body fat percentile in the first 5 minutes of conversation.
Introduction of a Meatstick: "Hi, how are you. My name is Chris. I like car racing, going to the gym, lifting weights, my motorcycle, rock concerts and Justin Timberlake. My body fat percentage is 10%. I'm looking to meet a nice girl who likes long walks on the beach, riding bareback and cooking."
by Mary Mac May 03, 2007
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A better way to say dick without getting in trouble
Eat a meatstick faggot
by Elijah the meatstick man August 07, 2019
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A wonderful song and choreographed dance concocted by the band Phish.
Time for the meatstick,
bury the meatstick,
take out the meatstick time

whoa, shocks my brain!
by Cass April 13, 2005
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another word used to describe the setinal beam in halo 3, it can also be a word used to describe a gun or a wang
guy: dude..... u just got shot in the face by my meatstick
other guy: ya i know *bleeding*

setinal beam gun halo wang
by silentbob6 February 16, 2010
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Man, youre tryin' to get some play with her while your wife's at home?!!? Dude, you're such a meatstick!
by El Kabong! September 28, 2005
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my wang
by nhoj October 29, 2003
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