Memphis Meat Hook

The act of purchasing a fillet steak (if low on cash rump will suffice) and then leaving the said meat to fester for at least 16 days. When it is ripe attach a hook and string using scout-level knots, then plunge it down your partner's throat and proceed to perform anal sex whilst holding the string. At the point of ejaculation wrench the meat out from the throat resulting in a wretch which brings on an anal contraction for maximised pleasure (for you obviously).

Ed's mum loves the Memphis Meat Hook, although she owes me a new pillow.

by Nextlevelkid July 12, 2008

cambodian meat hook

The act of holding up a woman with any amount of fingers in the rectum like a hook, whilst fucking her vaginally from the front.

This bitch actually let me preform the cambodian meat hook.

by electricpainter September 15, 2009

meat hook

Imbalance Dota Skill!! Mean you going to die if you are hook by meathook. Damn Butcher -.-

Guy 1 is butcher
Guy 2 is enemy
Guy 3 is guy 2's allies

Guy 2: I go farm nc ok?
Guy 3: k, care
Guy 2: su...( haven't finished yet, a meat hook drag him out )

MMMMMMM.....FRESHMEAT!!

guy 1 pwned guy 3 head!!!!!111!!11

Guy 2: wtf??? LOL
Guy 3: Imba meat hook
Guy 1: gg hook =.=

by sonicstream December 15, 2009

Russian meat hooks

1. Actual meat hooks from Russia

2. Large honkers on a thiccccc Russian Woman

1. Hey we should order RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS for our butcher shop

2. You Nikki you got nice RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS

by Romoboi May 30, 2019

Chicago meat hook

(n.,v.) a sexual procedure in which a male digs his finger into a females vagina and makes his finger into the shape of a hook, he then pulls the females "meat" out with his finger. Resembling a meat hook hanging in a window of a buthcher's shop. Can also be done on the anus.

I am going to give you a chicago meat hook.

by Sammy19 December 20, 2007

Malaysian Meat Hook

Similar to the Jersey Meat Hook, the Malaysian version differs in that not 2 but 4 fingers are inserted into the anus, and the thumb is inserted into the vagina. Once fingers are in place, clamp down into the skin of the orifices and in a swift upwards motion, proceed to tear out the connecting flesh which separates the vaginal canal from the rectum.

Did you hear about Tom's mom? I gave her the Malaysian Meat Hook, now I can fuck her in her pussy and her ass at the same time!

After executing the Malaysian Meat Hook, Joshua ate the bloody piece of torn flesh clasped in his fist.

by malaysianmeathooker February 24, 2009

new jersey meat hook

When a girl gets off the bed after intercourse and the guy puts his index and middle finger into her vagina and thumb into the anus and pulls her back to the bed.

When i got done with tito's mom i through her back onto the bed with a new jersey meat hook.

by jeff hogg December 06, 2003