manhole theory

The notion that a homosexual man's sphincter can stretch to the diameter of a standard manhole cover.

The senator blasted the gay "deathstyle" by referring to the legendary capacity of some gay men to expand their rectum to manhole-size.

by jan warner September 15, 2004

Manhole Cover

Burying the face of your unfortunate female companion deep into the nether regions of your bung.

"She was all lame on the tip and wouldn't get on the nuts, so I grabbed her by the ears and gave her a manhole cover."

by delta1020 January 15, 2009

manhole

1. a creative and vivid term for a homo or fag.
Holes are for fucking and since strait men don't get fucked, the manhole makes the distinction clear. Derogatory towards gays? I don't know. It's just a word, but words are fun.
2. mmmm, sweet male anus. yummy!

"aaaawww, fucking manholes" - useful for pointing out groups of homos.
"oooo, you sexy manhole, you!" - good for getting the romance started.
"You actin like a bitch. Maybe you need a cock in your manhole." - shit talking
"I wanna open up your manhole and have an adventure in your sewers." - gay sexy talk

In general, a very versatile word, good for adding color to your speech.

by PoppaLuv July 15, 2005

manhole

What a fag calls his fag lovers chute.

I got poop on my chode when I yanked it out of his manhole and started to felch him.

by bt February 20, 2003

manhole

a dirty, rotten whore. Men will go to her for sex, and sex only,because she is a useless piece of shit. She is just a "hole" to a man. Almost like a hooker, but she aint smart enough to get paid for being a slut.

"Look at that stupid bitch over there...Are her legs ever closed? What a fuckin manhole!"

by Brianne1979 January 15, 2006

Manhole

When a woman has an ass hole so hairy, it resembles that of a 40 year old italian dude.

Dom: Dude i think Jessica is comin over tonight. Don't mind the screaming, she says she's down to take it in the ass.

Nic: I don't know man, i stole your phone yesterday and was looking at those nude pics she sent you. To be honest, thats one manhole i wouldn't venture into.

by Dickshunhairy June 20, 2010

Mexican Manhole

A traditional Mexican sexual act consisting inserting a hard shell taco into another man’s anus then eating said taco.

I was trying to Mexican Manhole Jose but the shell kept breaking.
Nothing fills you up better than a good old Mexican Manhole.

by BIGGD September 8, 2019