Macaphelia

Someone who has sexual fantasies involving Apple products. This fetish has become more commonplace since the release of the iPad 2.

Guy 1: Hey i heard John slept with his new macbook last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has a serious case of Macaphelia

by Hardcore Macapheliac March 29, 2011

madaptation

A state of crippling, maddening, and dangerous obsession entered while an individual seeks to change their life.

"Damn that girl Madalyn is so fine she makes me enter a state of madaptation."

by writerdirectorandrewcheyne June 14, 2021

malaperda

another greek word for cock

fae ti malaperda mou

by ALX September 20, 2003

Manapause

Manapause is a condition 30-40 year old men experience as their bodies shift to the middle of their lives. Lower testosterone levels and increased levels of stress cause increased uncomfort to heat, irritability and difficulty sleeping.

He sure is experiencing Manapause, he just cant stay calm or cool!

by wadebot August 31, 2018

malapropism

a word mistakenly used in place of a similar sounding word, usually by the President of the United States

An example of a malapropism 'we should demand slavery respirations'

by Dingermcduff September 11, 2003

makapi

a dog or puppy!

Aww the makapi is playing fetch!

by LetThatcrazyGirlOutOfTheShack! January 19, 2012

mawphaka

One full personal inventory, chest, storage unit, or container in a video game

I need one mawphaka of stone!

by Waumpuscat May 14, 2021