Matzah Moment

When an event occurs that's so incredible, it deserves a little celebration with some Matzah.

Mike: My wife left me.
Jake: That's a Matzah Moment
Mike: I hate you

by Epic Cone May 10, 2021

matabachas

Mexican slang - "roach clip"

"Usa la matabachas o te quemas."

Use the roach clip or you'll burn yourself.

by matabachas March 26, 2009

matzah queen

A gay male attracted primarily to Jewish males.

I swear, Bill's such a matzah queen I don't think there are enough Jews in Tel Aviv to satisfy his desires.

by Gitai July 20, 2006

matzah box

A Jewish girl's vagina.

I was balls deep in the Rabbi's daughter's matzah box, when he walked in.

by MDK85 December 23, 2007

Mahzabina

Mahzabina is the cutest girl asin all boys like her.First look you will want to date her.

#Mahzabina#love#love#love

by star8 June 13, 2018

Matza Curls

The slang term for curly or "Jewish" like sideburns. Can be used to describe a non-Jew as long as their hair or sideburns at least are curly.

"That kids sideburns are so curly, wait.. those are matza curls!!"

by Munich August 28, 2008

Mahzabeen

A very nice and cute person, this person's voice is absolutely stunning. Very Very hot and sexy. good if u have that girlfriend name Mahzabeen

Oh her Mahzabeen Girlfriend is so fucking hot

by anonymous September 13, 2021