Maturity

I had thought I knew what maturity was…then I graduated high school

He had so maturity

by dopey98 November 12, 2017

Maturity

Normal work day, on a conference call, about to squeeze out a nice silent fart through an Aeron chair and surround myself with deadly aroma. At the last second, I noticed a slightly off center feeling in the sphincter, and induced a underwear-saving clench when I sharted a moment later. The experience really highlights how this is really a game of inches. Sure I coated the cheeks with some viscous mud, but that quick reaction saved me from free balling for the day. As a younger man, I doubt I would have possessed the intimate connection to and understanding I have for my body that prompted that clench. But today, following years of beers, beans, farts and conference calls, I'm really tuned in and avoided a perilous situation.

I could have pooped my pants but instead showed maturity...

by choiceboards March 15, 2018

Mature

Something most world leaders are not

That president was not mature enough to run America.

by SkSkSk Sk8er Grl December 15, 2019

matural

Natural maturity or being mature in a natural way

Experience is a matural teacher.

by Hercolena Oliver April 3, 2009

maturity

n: A word reffering to the slow and painful process by which the human soul dies, and then proceeds to rot. This process ends when someone becomes fully mature, and are thus devoid of all joy and personality.

My dad represents maturity, he works 9 to 5 in a cubicle for 5 days a week. He also respects women, and never tells any racist or crude jokes. That poor bastard...

Mom: "You kids stop having fun this instant! Honestly, you need to be more mature."

by X0cowbell0X January 24, 2011

maturity

A word that pertains to becoming old and boring.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

matureer

being more mature than someone else

WOW! that allyse is a lot matureer then roy!

by sdldsafsaf January 7, 2009