Matehead

Good man

Jagame: Oi fuck you dickhead

Matehead: Let's geeeeetttt smaaaaaasheeed!

Jagame: orite

GtiniyelserP: *insert stolen joke*

Crust Tom: That's matehead that

by Matehead189 September 7, 2021

matress muppet

slang word for a girls "private part" when she hasnt shaved in a while.

My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.

by JJhung October 18, 2009

Matress

Something my brother soils each and every night.

Ahh.

by B-Drac November 6, 2003

Punk Matress

A punk rock girl who gets wasted or high all the time and lets anyone or anybody fuck her

shes a punk matress i passed out next to her and when i woke up i fucked her

by Grimm Gutterslut June 24, 2009

Matrero

A nomad horse rider that is persecuted by the military or an avenger. Matrero comes from the word "Matra" which is a type of blanquet or poncho that they always carry arround and use to cover themselves when they sleep.

"La gente por donde quiera ya sabe que soy matrero
y traigo en mi carrillera cincuenta balas de acero
para llevarme a mi prieta, en mi caballo lucero."

by sierra alta August 1, 2009

matloe matress

someone who has sex with many navy men , often these girls are underage

she shagged 6 navy men ,wat a matloe matress

by constipated-dildos October 8, 2009

matraho

A girl who constantly follows others around insisting they participate in Peanut Butter-Jelly time!

That Matraho, Ashley Durham, creeps me out when she lays on her desk and shouts,"Peanut Butter-Jelly! Peanut Butter-Jelly!

by jpopeable February 2, 2010