matherbater

Someone who likes to do math alone.

What’s Mike thinking about? He’s Home alone doing math equations in his head. He’s a matherbater

matherbater by Big Daddu Mike May 16, 2020

Later Masterbater 

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."

Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.

Later Masterbater by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010

MASTERBATERIFIC 

damn sexy

you are damn sexy if you're MASTERBATERIFIC

MASTERBATERIFIC by Pianochiick December 18, 2010

masterbater

Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.

Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.

masterbater by Grim January 20, 2005

masterbater king

he who masturbates in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the masterbaters ever existed... from 10 b.c he had the crown.

simone: the masterbater king ain't dead yet and he's like 100 years old

masterbater king by 4 niggas blazed up July 14, 2011

emo masterbater 

Someone so emo they cut themselves while masterbating and use the blood as lube.

Dudes totally an emo masterbater

emo masterbater by svensterama December 3, 2014

The lonely masterbater 

When your irrational fan base immediately masturbate when they hear your name. Even after your failed career.

Chad heard the name Jimmer in the produce section, now those apples have a protein glaze and he is know as "the lonely masterbater."

The lonely masterbater by Bman88 April 8, 2019