masturbaficionado

(n.) a person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about masturbation, and invests in only the finest lubes and/or sex toys in order to achieve the highest levels of independent sexual gratification.

You may like to stroke it, good sir, but I am a masturbaficionado — I take such things seriously.

by Snark Chariot September 18, 2014

masturrape

a combination of the words 'masturbate' and 'rape'. it means to think about somebody while you masturbate, or to masturbate to somebody's pictures.

i masturrape my crush every night.

by xaxaxa June 24, 2010

masturfaint

When you are fapping so hard you faint

Sam got bored in class so he masturfainted

by B2002 April 12, 2015

Masturbactivism

A Facebook and Twitter phenomenon whereby a user takes a meaningless action that makes they themselves feel like they're doing something about an important issue (possibly even involving a slight dopamine response) — WITHOUT DOING A FUCKING THING ABOUT THAT IMPORTANT ISSUE.

I engage in masturbactivism at least once a day by changing my status to the surface and/or material I jerk off into, all to courageously raise awareness of low sperm counts!

by CronicMasturbactivisit December 5, 2010

Masturage

The frustration you feel after being walked in on mid jerk.

My mom doesn't know how to knock! I'm gonna have a Masturage.

by Trisha's da bomb May 5, 2015

Masturbait

When you get off to fish

1-"I love masturbaiting"

2-"You mean masturbating?"
1-"No, I get off to fish"

by Stalker Ex February 1, 2021

masturah

A girl that always want to fix herself to be better day by day. A women who preserved her self-esteem and always be a humble women. Kind, soft-spoken and love to help others. She will always appreciate your existence. Be her friends!!! She will definitely happy to be friends with you!

That adorable girl, namely Masturah. I love her.

by cuteunknown November 22, 2021