Masterdebateable

Trying to decide if a person is worth your time masturbating to.

I need to goto school soon so that blonde i saw earlier is still masterdebateable.

by Asteric August 10, 2017

masterdate

n.

A set date between an individual and subscription based Internet pornography; can be preceded by dinner and drinks.

Sorry, I can't make it today. I have a masterdate.

by The Commodore July 20, 2007

masturdebation

The act of debating with yourself on the subject of whether to spend the day masturbating or do something else.

Example of Masturdebation:

I masturdebated with myself all morning...but in the end I just went back to bed, because I just didn't have the energy to dig out my porn collection.

by JayAndrews April 14, 2010

Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."

Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010

masterdebater

a person who was been debating for many years, has learned everything there is to know about debating, and has achieved the title of masterdebater.

friend- "hey, i joined the debat team, and i need some practice."
me- "you don't want none of this, i'm a masterdebater."
friend- "what?"

by Овидий (ovid) August 5, 2008

MASTERBATERIFIC

damn sexy

you are damn sexy if you're MASTERBATERIFIC

by Pianochiick December 18, 2010

masterbeaters

A group of four highly trained athletes, rumoured to be ex-special forces, that compete in extreme adventure races whilst praising the virtues of regular masterbation

"You have a date last night?" "No, I was a masterbeater"

" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"

by Da Running man October 29, 2011