masterbate

The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.

by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009

Mastercation

Due to intense lack of funds, a mastercation is a "staycation" wherein the only planned activity for amusement is masturbation. Should only be attempted by the truly pathetic.

I signed up for Naughty America for three days for $1.95, so I think I'm going to take Monday off and have myself a little mastercation.

by RoboNasty July 21, 2009

mastercate

the process of chewing food

The boy will mastercate this piece of pie

by fistacuffs August 8, 2003

mastercrap

an essay you wrote while talking to your best friend on facebook.

"Hey why'd it take you five minutes to reply to my message?"

"I was perfecting my mastercrap."

by star&sky May 5, 2009

Masterdater

One who engages going to movies, dinner and social events by himself. One who engages in masterdation.

He didn't have a date last night, he likes to be a masterdater.

by praxguy December 8, 2010

Gamer masterbater

This one is especially for gaymers, it is when you stick your controller up your ass and then you turn on vibrate

Danny: I definately a gamer masterbater
Steve: Yeah me too

by genghis September 13, 2016

Masterboater

A female that motorboats her own breasts.

Hey Kaitlyn I can motorboat my own boobs! Hey Kim you're a masterboater!

by KennethG October 4, 2014