MisterBeardo

A slightly taller older gentleman with grey in his massive beard. May be a little weird but still has a beard.

Did you see that MisterBeardo walking down the street? He has an awesome beard yo!

by gnuattitude May 30, 2013

masturbeard

Stroking your own beard either slowly or vigorously, simply for the pleasure of it.

"While in deep thought, I often find myself masturbearding."

by philo1618 February 26, 2015

Masturbardo

Black men who love to see sex between animals. This word is using in the ethnical tribes of Kenia and Congo and then popularize a lot in the ghetto of that countries.

Geez men, you are a masturbardo.

by SopaDeCaballo April 18, 2018

MasterBadr

His Name is Badr, but he is your Master. He is, MASTERBADR

Hey MasterBadr how are you daddy?

by TerraBoyAlpha January 12, 2021

masterbert

A slave master named bert

Yo dude masterbert is a menace

by Lickerticier August 29, 2021

Masterbarfing

Masterbarfing is when you jack off so many times and you throw up due to excessive masterbating

Alex: I jammed it so many times yesterday I master barfed.
Me: Masterbarfing? How many times did you jam it?
Alex: 17 times.

by Cundyshlut August 23, 2011

Masterbrady

(n) 1. The act of deriving sensuous pleasure from doing AP Government & Politics and AP Microeconomics homework while erotically stimulating bodily members, e.g. a phallus, and achieved by manual or other fleshly contact exclusive of copulation, followed by a sudden oozing 2. An egghead

(v) 1. To confront your government teacher 2. To have a zen moment in class 3. To study politics and economics 4. To spellbind or threaten a student

(adj) 1. Showing physical, behavioral, or mental similarity with one's government teacher 2. Idiotically jocose, silly 3. Lacking hair on the armpits or pubis, shining

A:"Are you going to masterbrady tonight?"
B:"No, I'm going to do math homework instead."

A:"Did you notice Freddy was salivating in class today?"
B:"Yes, she was masterbradying."

by Freddy K. April 14, 2006