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Mastabatorial

The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.
1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial

2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008
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Masticate My Ass

A more refined and elegant way of saying “eat my ass”. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.
Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.

Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.

It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
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masticating

It sounds like masturbating, but it actually means chewing.
Bob: Dude, I caught John masticating yesterday!
Will: Ewwww!
Bob: What, you got a problem with chewing?!?!?
by MasticatingMaster February 7, 2017
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manipulo-mastication

The skill of being able to detect a foreign item in your mouth, notably when found in food, and to manipulate it with the tongue, teeth and lips to eject it alone.

Adept manipulo-masticators compete by having meals together of food that has deliberately been adulterated with hair, small stones, pieces of pith, etc. The winner is the one who has collected the most items.
"When you spit at people, it's cool to have sufficient powers of manipulo-mastication to retain your chewing gum."
by mstclair68 December 9, 2012
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Masticate

1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading
why wouldnt you masticate in front of my mom
by Andrew Uchiha July 5, 2007
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mastercate

The boy will mastercate this piece of pie
by fistacuffs August 8, 2003
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Massacrate

To hunt down and brutally chop the genitals of a male and super-glue it to their forehead.
"Jerry, I'm gonna Massacrate your ass................BITCH!!!
by Demitree December 27, 2008
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