Macklehorny

mak-luh-hore-nee

1. The act of being horny for the rap singer Macklemore (aka Ben Haggerty)

2. When someone feels intense sexual desires for Macklemore

3. Wanting/loving/needing Macklemore so much, that you don't know what to do with yourself.

If only I could get me some Macklemore, I have been so dang macklehorny lately!

Last night I had a dream I was having sex with Macklemore. I woke up humping my pillow. I guess I must be macklehorny.

Just hearing Macklemore rap makes me almost die of macklehornyness.

by MacklemoreLover April 23, 2013

Meghan Markle

When you spend $2 Million suing someone only to be awarded $1.26 by the court and land up outing yourself to the world as a liar.

This new business plain sounds like a Meghan Markle.

by MontyPythonCHAZ January 7, 2022

Markle

A flatus with a distinctive fragrance originating from an unsanitary female. Can also be used to describe any girl with bad gas. A markle can often be associated with a shart.

There's something wrong with that girl, I think she markled her pants.

by frogorgy November 11, 2011

Macklemorality

Hipster ethics, backed up by Macklemore lyrics.

Equality, Pseudo-Sobriety, and Thrift are the three pillars of Macklemorality.

by macklemoralist September 16, 2013

mascles

Luscious and sexyful muscles.

Ooh Robert, those are some sexy ass mascles. Can I give 'em a squeeze?

by King Mascles of Mascleville April 28, 2014

Masked-Out

When you've been wearing your mask for too many hours, and are sweaty, light headed, ready to risk fines or even COVID-19....well, ready to risk anything other that someone else's well being.

After being in meetings all day I am masked-out and just want to rip this off my face! I would rather stay socially distanced at home alone than have to wear this one more minute.

by JaneGordon.com August 3, 2020

MARKLED

When you ghost anybody that has ever helped you out but are no longer useful

I haven't had my phone call returned for days

You've been markled

by Omid Scobie August 29, 2022