saddle masher

A wonderfully hilarious name for one’s asshole. Synonyms: butthole, farter, turd cutter, dumper and cornhole.

Damn Bertram, Ethel was looking so hot last night, I would have crammed it in her saddle masher

by JBCB December 10, 2022

Minivan Masher

A slur for aggressive or violent transgender individuals.

She was so mad on those pills she took his steering wheel and smashed that minivan. What a minivan masher!

by ISM0K3W33D3RRYD4Y March 7, 2020

Mundelein Masher

When a guy puts calamari rings on his thing and proceeds in moist coitus with his lady friend.

Yeah, Tyrone gave me the Mundelein Masher last night and I was all about it!

by moremonstermash June 3, 2016

Potato Masher

Version of term "Grenade" made famous by the cast of Jersey Shore referring to ugly girls. Potato masher is what the allies nicknamed the German grenades in WWII and also refers to the ugliest, fattest and most nasty chicks one encounters.

This party is full of potato mashers, lets get the fuck out.

by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010

dinner masher

one man using his errect penis to "mash" another mans dinner via his arse hole.

Julian Clarey is a "dinner masher"

by jon September 22, 2003

potato masher

german stick hand grenade

The germans used potato mashers in WWI and WWII

by The Col. December 4, 2004

Minge masher

Male genitals

I whipped out my minge masher in front of the Walmart employee.

by Amir suhdick January 15, 2022